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BTA: Your ability to be unabashedly geeky at all times is positively awe-inspiring.
ReplyDeleteSo, fighting Hellcats, when do you find out that you won?
ReplyDeleteP.S. Shad, I thought your duty title was "King of the World" Why are you listed as a mere Captain?
I was demoted after a couple of years working in restaurants.
ReplyDeleteDo you get repromoted if your team wins? Or only repromoted with caveats as in "King of the Burger World" or "Master of the Chicken Nugget Universe?" Just checking, I have to update my Christmas letter when I send it out in May.
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