Extray! Extray! Mild-mannered cubicle employee releases graphic novel!

While "My Three Bosses" gradually catches up with speedy reality, let Big Time Attic introduce you to another kind of comic I care about: the actual comic book.

After three long years of gestation, it has finally been birthed, and boy is it healthy! 100% recycled process chlorine-free paper with vegetable-based inks delivered yesterday right on the loading bay of the warehouse! Weighing in at a scant 800 pounds, it will need your precious love and care to grow to its full potential. My baby is called "Commune" and its first words are prophetic and dear. About three children (assuredly unrelated to known bosses) who survive a disaster on a distant spaceship, it is equal parts memoir and fable. It's not funny, but it has pretty pictures and, I'm told, a "nice package" for its age.

That's why I've decided to put my baby up for auction! That's right, ladies and gentlemen, you may now own the fruits of my labor in exchange for a minor investment of digital moneys, here: Preview it! So check it out, let me know what you think, and next week the first installment of "My Four Bosses" will debut.