Zander Cannon and Kevin Cannon claim not to be brothers. But they both live in Minnesota, are both over six feet tall, both went to Grinnell College, and are both cartoonists. Not brothers?? Not likely!! So here at Big Time Attic, we've decided to do a little bit of extremely scientific testing to find out the truth once and for all.
Star Wars! Star Wars! Star Wars! Man, I love Star Wars. I sure hope we're cool, awesome characters. On with the test, which is Liquid Generation's Star Wars Personality Test. Those guys at Liquid Generation sure seem like reasonable, knowledgeable folks. Man, I can't wait to find out what characters we are.
KEVIN SAYS: I'm Anakin, huh? I guess it's 'cause I have all those romulan pellets in my system or whatever they're called. So when do I get to meet Padme?
ZANDER SAYS: Son. Of. A bitch.
RESULTS: Despite the fact that this test is clearly flawed... somehow... the Cannon Boys seem to both be from the lame prequels, both whine a lot, and both made Episode I unwatchable crap. Thanks a lot, us, you jerks! Looks like the pendulum has swung the other way--
Brotherhood Likelihood: 74%