Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Are They Brothers? Part 1

Zander Cannon and Kevin Cannon claim not to be brothers. But they both live in Minnesota, are both over six feet tall, both went to Grinnell College, and are both cartoonists. Not brothers?? Not likely!! So here at Big Time Attic, we've decided to do a little bit of extremely scientific testing to find out the truth once and for all.

Put on your lab goggles, and let's begin.



Zander's Results:
You are Superman



You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.




Kevin's Results:
You are Spider-Man

You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.




Conclusions:
Kevin ranks below 50% on all of Zander's top superheroes. The case for brothers is looking grim. Plus, Kevin has 5% more Catwoman in him than Zander does. And Zander is 60% Supergirl, as well as being equal parts Wonder Woman and The Hulk. I can't see these guys being raised by the same people.

First test says:

Brotherhood Likelihood: 36%

10 comments:

Donn Ha said...

The Ha brothers got the same results as you two - Gene is Superman and Donn is Spider-Man.

Shad said...

This proves the Ha's are not brothers.

Kevin, Donn, and I are Brothers:
Spider-Man 80%
Green Lantern 75%
Batman 50%
Robin 50%
The Flash 50%
Hulk 40%
Superman 35%
Wonder Woman 35%
Supergirl 25%
Catwoman 15%
Iron Man 0%

Tad. said...

"Who are you?"

I'm Batman.

Anna said...

Oh, creepy. Shad and I are brothers. I was Spider-Man, too.

evil dank! said...

yes but...

http://www.thesuperheroquiz.com/villain

Donn Ha said...

I'm Apocalypse! I always figured myself more the Riddler type.

Apocalypse 98%
Dr. Doom 90%
Mystique 86%
Venom 86%
Magneto 85%
Dark Phoenix 82%
Two-Face 82%
Mr. Freeze 77%
Lex Luthor 75%
Green Goblin 74%
Juggernaut 70%
The Joker 68%
Catwoman 66%
Poison Ivy 61%
Riddler 60%
Kingpin 53%

dr danno said...

WHO!
98% THAT evil, eh donn.

highest I ranked was 44% doctor doom.
DAMN MY VANITY!!!

Donn Ha said...

Spiderpocalypse-Man!

Zander's Mom said...

When Zander was a little boy, I remember someone else in the playroom, but I think it was a sister.... Yep, it was Becca. Did I misplace Kevin??? Happily, someone else must have paid his tuition to Grinnell.

Shad's Mom said...

You have more brothers??? Jeez, isn't 3 enough?

I was the Green Lantern. It said I was hot-headed and have strong
will power and a good imagination.

Imagine that...