Wednesday, February 15, 2006

The BTA Fleet

Wassup, ya'll?

I'll bet you all have wondered from time to time how a bunch of busy professionals and their underlings get around from place to place here at Big Time Attic. Well, today I'll share with you a quick introduction to our superb fleet of transportation vehicles. Grab a seat (shotgun!), buckle up and come along for the ride!

Convention/Intern Van

Sleek, state-of-the-art, plenty of leg room. All these and more describe our convention/intern van. With a raised ceiling and enough room for literally THOUSANDS of comics and a few tables, it's a traveling convention within itself. It's aerodynamic construction and hybrid fuel cell cut down cost and gives it great gas mileage.

note-- Interns are stored in a small compartment in the floorboards. Ventilation optional.

BTA Wagon

This little beauty is made for the open road, and gets the word out for us with it's duel BTA window flags. Also nicknamed 'The OC', Kevin Cannon can usually be found driving it around town when out on business, and sometimes just for fun. Hey guys, it's got cup holders in the front AND the back! Who wouldn't be driving this any chance they got?


Lovingly waxed to a spectacular shine, the Shad-Mobile is a sight to behold. It's the flagship of BTA, and when you look in your rearview mirror and see Shad's spectacularly bright smile reflecting back at you, you'll instantly feel re-energized and ready to vector Flash assets.

Special Feature- holds appx. 350 Starbucks cups.

Wait, what? What is that you ask? How does Zander Cannon get around? Well, let's just say he has an 'alternate' method for getting to work....*wink*


Shad Petosky said...

I just want everyone to know that for Valentine's day, because I knew that Anna would be riding in the car, that I cleaned out all the empty cups.

She thought it was the greatest gift ever. The back of the car still needs some work:

kevin said...

Insider note: On Friday and Saturday nights, the intern van turns into the BTA Drunk Trunk™.

Shad's Mom said...

Waaaaahhhhhh, I can't see the pictures!!!