After years of speculation, the production team behind the big screen remake of "Dallas" has finally started casting. It looks to be a pretty insipid cast so far, with Marcia Cross, Jennifer Lopez, John Travolta, and Paris Hilton taking the major roles.
Here's my two-cents: why not pull the survivors of "Lost" off the island and stick them on Southfork Ranch? Then you might get something like:
Bobby = Jack
Pamela = Kate
JR = Locke
Sue Ellen = Anna Lucia
Ray = Sawyer
Lucy = Shannon.
And then get that old couple from Jon Stewart's Academy Awards "Reese Witherspoon for Best Actress" commercial to play the senior Ewings.