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Sunday, March 19, 2006

Dallas Casting Finally "Sets Sail"

After years of speculation, the production team behind the big screen remake of "Dallas" has finally started casting. It looks to be a pretty insipid cast so far, with Marcia Cross, Jennifer Lopez, John Travolta, and Paris Hilton taking the major roles.

Here's my two-cents: why not pull the survivors of "Lost" off the island and stick them on Southfork Ranch? Then you might get something like:
Bobby = Jack
Pamela = Kate
JR = Locke
Sue Ellen = Anna Lucia
Ray = Sawyer
Lucy = Shannon.

And then get that old couple from Jon Stewart's Academy Awards "Reese Witherspoon for Best Actress" commercial to play the senior Ewings.

www.UltimateDallas.com/movie/art12.html

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

What an amazing blog post! I, too, am a fan of Dallas. Please post lots and lots of stuff about Dallas, both the original series and the upcoming film.

Anonymous said...

kevin...why?!
why, kevin, WHY?!?!?!

Anonymous said...

kevin...why?!
why, kevin, WHY?!?!?!